cockthief


describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heteros-xuality without you ever realizing till it’s too late.
person one: “hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scr-t-m and c-ck, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little c-ckthief!”

person two: “okay.”

a man that will c-ckblock you then attempt to f-ck the girl you were macking on
tony:look at jeff macking on that chick over there
greg: wtf?! he just c-ckblocked me from that girl
tony:what a c-ckthief
an unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.
the bar was closing and there was no one left except for this c-ck thief. i took her home and i was right.

Read Also:

  • jibe-ho

    related to a sailing term, “old money” would say to not “jibe ho” with someone or thing is an inability to properly communicate thoughts or directions, even simple ones with someone she and i just couldn’t jibe-ho on the project because she would not pay attention.

  • Jiggle Pickle

    the act of a man jumping up and down or thrusting madly while naked and his pickle slaps from fupa to taint over and over making slapping sounds. truly achieved during very warm weather and with little or no hair. jim loves to jiggle pickle while singing christmas carols.

  • coconut boy

    what indian, muslim or black elders call western born and influenced coloured youths ie: dark on the outside and white on the inside “look at young jai, shirt and tie and posh car— propper little coconut boy”

  • cocochina

    women’s khaki pants, also known as “apartment pants”. it is twill fabric, originally made of 100% cotton. emily, those are a nice pair of cocochinas you are wearing today.

  • jihobbyist

    a person who is not a active in militant islam, but is a sympathizer or supporter of the cause, without actually being part of the movement. referred to the jcttf, fbi and others as “self starters” or “home grown terrorists” in the making. nidal h-ssan, adam gadahn, and others until they decided to believe their […]


Disclaimer: cockthief definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.