Cocktipus


describing someone who you do not know the gender of. can not decide if it is a male or female.
did you see that c-cktipus standing in line?
a s-xual creature that can pleasure 8 p-n-ses at one given time.
1 in the mouth, 1 in the b-tt, 1 in the v-g-n-, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

holy f-ck look! it’s a c-cktipus! i didn’t know they existed.

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