cocktoastin’
when one’s p-n-s is either too close to an open fire…or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. when the p-n-s is externally hot…sweaty.
martha asked walter if he was ok and he replied, “no, silly b-tch, i’ve been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and i think i have c-cktoastin’. ouch! find me some salve, you wh-r-!”
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