Cocktologist


a professional who specialises in making c-cktails.
‘my best friend is a c-cktologist, she is good at mixing c-cktails’

(nothing to do with handling c-ck at all!)
a chick that loves d-cks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. has done her home work.
the last girl i dated was quite the c-cktologist.
a woman with a great knowledge of handling the c-ck monster. with precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy n-ts-ck. c-cktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
this b-tch sucked me off last night, i think she’s a c-cktologist from the school of hard c-cks.

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