cocktop
when a laptop lays on your b-n-r whilst use.
man, i love the warm feeling on my crotch when using my c-cktop.
the origin of this word is derived from “laptop”. an un-ssuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based p-rn sites, fb chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.
“was online last night and that c-mdumpster caused spontaneous “c-cktop”, blew grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”
a more creative way to call some one a d-ck head
john was being a huge c-ck top today
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