coifer


the neglected cold bit of tea left over at the end of a delicious brew.

some are not pr-ne to leaving coifers, others are repeat offenders. a coifer can also be someone who excessively leaves a coifer.
becca – “ive just finished my tea.”
pete – “ive left a wee coifer.”

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