cocktopus
a cool c-ckproud guy who gets so much s-x his mates joke that he must have 8 c-cks to manage it all.
derivation: a contraction of c-ck and octopus.
timmy is such a c-cktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. he even got some b-tchmeat during a dental appointment – he f-cked the hygienist!
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a c-cktopus is a creature that is so much of a d-cks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight d-cks and/or douchebags.
alternate meaning: a creature that eats the grey matter of d-cks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. if left unattended to more d-ckness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.
that jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant c-cktopus.
my ex had a giant c-cktopus eating his brain so i left his -ss.
when a girl is surrounded by 8 c-cks at once. usually in a circle around the girl.
dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a c-cktopus! it was f-cking awesome!
a female who partic-p-tes (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. the female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient c-ck depository. in the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take c-cks from every direction.
popular places for p-n-s depository include:
-n-s, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly b-tton.
that sl-t had a c-cktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!
guy1:when that girl p-ssed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and c-cktap-ss-d her left right & center.
guy2: oh sh-t! did you see become a quadriplegic?
a s-xual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
i love giving c-cktopuses
a word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. the word is an abbreviation of “c-ck to p-ssy ratio”.
i’m down to hit up that party, but i need to check the c-cktopus first.
a synonym for “bullsh-t”.
dude, that test yesterday was total c-cktopus.
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