Cocktot


someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant pr-ck, etc
person 1: omfg look he’s so fat i bet he can’t do anything but eat!

person 2: dude don’t be such a c-cktot, that ain’t cool.
dictator > p-n-s potato > c-ck tot
that saddam hussein sure is a c-cktot.

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