cocktowel


a towel used to clean c-cks
that towel
i used it on my c-ck
a towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a c-ck; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one’s c-ck as well.
i had to use my c-ck towel after things got a little messy last night with jenny…

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