Cockulus
having a teenage s-xual affair while pretending to be studying for calculus, and hiding it from one’s parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.
“i’m off to study c-ckulus with ben. i’ll be back in….ten minutes.”
c-ckulus is the mathematical study of how many c-mulative inches/ feet of c-ck a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. the most simple form of c-ckulus is estimating the average p-n-s size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. that equation is c-ckulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some c-ckulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
excessively pedantic, based on professor calculus from herge’s tintin books. also used as a general term of abuse.
listen to professor c-ckulus over there…
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