cockument
originally built to commemorate the great fire which devastated the city of london in 1666 but i had renamed it c-ck-ment on a night out because i chose to, so b-ll-cks to you all.
it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,
“oh look there is the c-ck-ment you fat douche-bag slag” p-ss me the doner kebab and a pint please..?
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