Cockumentary

n. the history of a c-ck as it appears from the c-ck’s point of view in various doc-mentary-style video clips. typically filmed in the first person, a c-ck-mentary includes, but is not limited to:

point of view bl-wj-bs
-j-c-l-t–ns in the eye
-ss-reamings
face-c-ck slappings

pr-nunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-e;
inflected form(s): plural c-ck·u·men·ta·ries

a c-ck-mentary is often seen on the internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the c-ck, has rammed in it’s lifetime.

also known as a c-ck doc-mentary
ex. hey kids! i found the c-ck-mentary from back in college when i met your mother! you kids want to see where you came from?
a doc-mentary where the main character is a male h-m-s-xual.
a current example of a c-ck-mentary would be hbo’s “behind the candleabra” (starring michael dougl-ss and matt damon), which is a doc-mentary about liberacé.
a genre of film, the word is adapted from the doc-mentary genre, its essentially the same but more hardcore and without so much narration. adult entertainment films, p-rn, specifically involving gentlemen or bros
hey, how about we put on that c-ck-mentary i was telling you about big sticks and get bizzeh
a film or other visual media, centered around p-rnographic imagery of a p-n-s in action.
wow jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? no? best c-ck-mentary of the year.
a p-rno mock version of an actual film.
c-ck-mentary: edward p-n-shands
a cinematic adventure that is half p-rn, half doc-mentary, typically consisting of an educational s-xual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. in this genre, the c-ck-mentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or h-m-s-xual men.
did you see that c-ck-mentary that was playing at the theater last night?

yeah, i thought it was fantastic! i went home, f-cked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.
it’s a gay p-rno in the michael moore style.
michael moore is famous for his controversial c-ck-mentaries.