cockumentum
(1) the build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his c-ck as he is developing an erection.
(2) a derogatory way of referencing ‘doc-mentum’, a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large ent-ties.
(1) as lisa was getting naked, i could feel my c-ck-mentum down below – it was only a matter of time before i would be inside her.
(2) argh – my custom workflow isn’t functioning, and all of these doc-ments got misnamed! d-mned c-ck-mentum!
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