cockweasel


a person who shares both the properties of a c-ck and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.
“he stole my box of guns!” -“the c-ckweasel!”
a) someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) a person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) s-xually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) may be used generally to describe someone that is a c-ck or t-ss-r.
an example: “here you go, all done and dusted, good innit”
” o, yes very good did james r help”
” no, i did it all”

– whata c-ck weasel
a boss who takes credit for your work or effort. you have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can f-ck you royally or fire you.
he was such a c-ck weasel during that meeting
a person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.
the new spokesperson for the company is a real c-ck-weasel.
1) small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau new guinea
2) member of the female s-x who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
1) “by golly evans! c-ckweasel droppings…my guess is that we are close to the nest!”
2) “that girl is such a c-ckweasel, she’s been down on everything but the t-tanic!”
a small north american rodent who lives under your b-llsack and protects your p-n-s in times of extreme stress.
if you bit me during this bl-wj-b again, im gonna release the c-ckweasel.
a pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred b-st-rd who believes he is g-ds gift to women and can therefore f-ck you over. exeter is heavily populated by such beings. it is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!
‘he’s such a c-ck weasel!!’

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