cockwelder
1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually does not give a flying f-ck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds c-ck
1. the dishwasher is broken and we haven’t had a front door for 3 months. i told c-ckwelder about that sh-t last year. plus c-ckwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. hey c-ckwelder, f-ck you!
2. the c-ckwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron c-cks.
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