Colby Rasmus
st. louis cardinal’s center fielder. # 28
not kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
colby, c o l b y
by far the s-xiest baseball player in the mlb.
not only is he dead s-xy but he can hit the h-ll out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a ‘speed demon’ on the bases. he’s got rookie of the year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. keep your eyes on him. trust me
you’ll like what you see. and lastly anyone who’s gotten to hit that is one lucky b-tch.
do work colby, you’re a beast!
“hey did you see that walk-off homerun last night?”
“h-ll yeah, my boy colby rasmus h-t it.”
“yeah, he’s so d-mn s-xy!”
“true dat, g-d bless his parents for making him so d-mn good looking.”
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