Coco Lopez


when mario lopez molestes you by touching your coconuts.
“man i was walking down the street the other day and got coco lopezed out of no where, d-mn.”
1. a coconut cream juice, often sold in cans. the main ingredient in pina coladas.

2. a dirty sanchez, quickly followed by an angry pirate, or vice versa.
coco lopez has to be the best beverage known to man.
i gave her a big coco lopez.

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