Coconaughts


a group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in s-xual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. usually placing the coconut on the hood.
now you are saying these “coconaughts” give people having s-x coconuts?
that exactly.
the most bountiful s-x you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

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