Coconut Custard
a secret s-xual fetish invented by the masons that was used for them to be able to p-ss ideas to each other under the noses of the catholic church.
it involves j-zzing on a table, flattening the j-zz out in a perpendicular bar, then sh-tting on said j-zz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a gertrude-hawks chocolate factory package. (kind of like a boston pancake except this one actually has historic value)
the resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
i wonder if those kids know that a coconut custard is an antient masonic ritual.
my girlfriend was misbehaving so i whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
i dropped my gertrude hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as i bent over to pick it up i accidentally j-zzed and shat and then i couldn’t tell which was the chocolate bar.
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