coctopus


theoretical s-xual position involving a girl taking two c-cks in the -ss, v-g-n-, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
melvin: dude check out this coctopus sh-t!!
andy: hentai is f-cked up…
eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).
“dude, check out this crazy p-rno. that girl’s got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. she’s a genuine coctopus.”

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