CoD Fever


the act of staying home pretending to be sick to avoid school, work, social events etc. in order to play call of duty.
ryan: “yo ant, you goin to that rager friday night?”

anthony: “nah man, i got a bad case of cod fever”

ryan: “go outside”
the fever which is an excuse for not doing anything social or being ill very contangious around finals and other important weeks or days.
jack: hey where’s john at?

joe: hes at home with cod fever.

jack: i hope it contangious.

joe: oh it is
an excuse made so that someone can stay home from school/work and play a newly released call of duty
guy 1: “hey man. where’s joe at?”

guy 2: “didn’t you hear? he got the cod fever pretty bad”

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