cod marine
dipsh-t who thinks they’d make an excellent soldier because they play call of duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. definitely wouldn’t last two seconds in the real military… maybe air force tho…
d-ck: dude, i’m kick -ss at call of duty!!! i should totally join the military
fred: no way in h-ll they’re going to take a p-ssy -ss cod marine like you. you wouldn’t last two seconds in the army, marines, navy, or coast guard… maybe the air force tho…
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