COD PhD
somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the f-ck the safety does.
two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your cod phd…
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