Code Beige
noun; the worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. an inescapeable fate worse than death.
a life threatening level of boredom.
alternate phrasings; defcon beige, situation: beige, status: beige, sh-t we’ve gone beige, we’ve hit beige
“code beige, ralph is coming over.”
“dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom.”
“tannoy: warning, code beige
captain: at least now it can’t get any worse!”
“game over guys, we’re into the beige.”
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