codjoblunkin
when you are taking a sh-t, while playing cod, while getting your d-ck sucked
matt : “can you imagine getting your d-ck sucked while doing your two favorite things?”
tyler : “you mean taking sh-ts and playing cod?”
matt : “yeah, a codjoblunkin”
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