cods

scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s.
cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
cl-ssic old dude. any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. money is usually paid in return. a cod usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

– not particularly rich.
– below average looks.
– above average weight.
– receding hairline.
– vertically challenged.
– low self esteem.

a common stomping ground for a cod is south east asia, with patong beach in ph-ket, thailand, being a favourite destination. when a cod returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via western union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
“there goes the cod, off to buy some more v–gr-“.
acronym for children’s online daycare. also goes by the less-used name, call of duty.
cod is the children’s online daycare. just give your kid a controller, and let cod do the rest. no parenting required.
cash on delivery. that is, paying cash for a product upon receiving delivery of it.
the product is only $19.95, check or credit card only. no cods please, we don’t like fish in the mail.
the game where i have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.
guy goes into cod lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. mutes everyone.
your friends or friend
“i’m going out with my co’d’s”
“is that your co’d on the phone?”
1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3
1. one dude- omg lets go play cod
other dude- h-ll yeah my highest kill streak is like, over 9000!

2. one dude- omg lets go eat cod
other dude- h-ll yeah, the omega 3 is like over 9,000!!!!