codtarded


describes a player of the first person shooter, call of duty, who is a noob and does something r-t-rded. early signs you are playing with a codtarded person include sh-tty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter gl-ss, and refusing to ready up until next sunday. another indicator of a codtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, “revive me i have a raygun,”
smart player: “did you just trade the lsat for the smr? why are you so codtarded?”
codtarded player: -sh-tty dubstep playing in the background-“revive me i just got down and have the raygun,”

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