Codylaned
to be forcibly pummeled in every orifice by an elderly white pirate and two friends, resulting in the victim being covered in s-m-n and tear streaked mascara. the experience would usually end with the subject gargling s-m-n whilst choking his/herself.
guy 1: look at that girl fam, she’s peng!
guy 2: yeah man, she’d get codylaned.
pirate: arrr
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