Cofap
the act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.
tom: hey, anybody wanna cofap?
ryan: sorry man, i’m running low on self-esteem from last time.
tom: c’mon, i need this!
ryan: alright, but let’s do it quick.
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both: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk……………..
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