Coffee Addiction


this can be found in most american adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

usually they will use “i’m sleepy” as an excuse for more coffee.
person 1: ugh! where’s my cup of coffee!!!
person 2: dude take a chill pill
person 1: i can’t! i’m practically falling asleep…
person 2: looks like another case of coffee addiction… -sigh-

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