Coffee Blocked
rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you’ve been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
when someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.
“that b-tch just coffee blocked me for decaf …”
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