Coffee chick


a “coffee chick” is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. such as your private s-x life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. your girlfriend’s coffee chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

the vise-versa (a boyfriend’s guy friend), is often referred to as a “beer buddy” or “beer bud”. this friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. or her doesn’t care.

a gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a “coffee guy”… same thing.
coffe chick: c’mon… tell me. what happened with john last night?!

mary: he doesn’t want me to tell you.

coffee chick: don’t listen to him! i’m your coffee chick!

mary: okay! okay! well… last night, john sorta… you know.

coffee chick: again?! he needs to… control that.

mary: i know. -chuckles.

coffee chick: hahahahaha!

they both break out in laughter.

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