Coffee Clutz
a person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. they often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. a coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can’t handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy
person a: hey, what’s that brown stain on your desk?
person b: oh, that was from the other week from when i almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and i guess i never cleaned up my mess.
person a: wow, you really area coffee clutz.
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