coffee date


the kind of date you take someone on if you’re not sure if you want to nail them or not. it’s well known that erotic p-ssions are inflamed by mocha.
an -n-logy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
“what’s happening with jess and jeff?”
“they’re on a coffee date”
“say no more.”
the awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. a coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on facebook.
person one: “hey! we need to catch up soon! i miss you!”
person two: “agreed! coffee date soon?”

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