coffee digger
it’s like a gold digger, only with coffee!
so i met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
after meeting her at a mcdonalds, i decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her mccafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
turns out, she’s a coffee digger who took off while i was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
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