Coffee Dodger
an individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. the remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the coffee dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
“i was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and i had to brew a new one.”
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