coffee dork
a preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. this person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against trump. this person often wears b-tton up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. this person is definitely a democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(walks into a coffeehouse in portland) “look at all the coffee dorks in here.”
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