coffee goblin
any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. if one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.
johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.
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