Coffee Grind


when a female/any person with a v-g-n- rubs her v-g-n-l area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, p-ssed out or otherwise occupied.

coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the v-g-n-l area on a willing partner during foreplay.
“kelly, don’t bother coffee grindin’ that guy – he’s just pretending to be asleep!”

“quick, grab the camera! katie’s giving brad a mad coffee grind!”
when someone rubs or grinds their -ss crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.
i took will’s hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. now it smells like my -ss!
rubbing the crack of one’s unclean -ss against someone else’s face in a act of degradation. the act itself is not unlike p-ssing on someone when they’re down.
after he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.

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