coffee hand


the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apr-n it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.
h-llo nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand…
the syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.
it is early in the morning. you may be on a river trip you may not. coffeehand can happen anywhere. however this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. you can’t set the cup down or you can’t drink the coffee. you are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

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