coffee hop


to spend a large portion of the day downtown, or in another area abundant in coffee shops, visiting as many coffee shops as possible. when coffee hopping, one buys a small coffee/pastry, spends some time in a coffee house, then moves on to another coffee shop to p-ss the time. (can also be defined as attempting to sit for as long as possible in a coffee shop without purchasing anything, then moving onto another place when the barista is on to you.)
tom: you were downtown for 16 hours? what’d you do the whole time?
jerry: coffee hopped.

tom: how many places did you go?
jerry: twelve.

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