coffee jiz


the unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
after a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was h-t with a straight shot of coffee j-z at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross sh-t.

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