coffee mom


a mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
owen just got those shoes last week and they’re already destroyed.

he has always been tough on shoes; that doesn’t happen with your other son.

if he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

pfff if you believe that, you’re a complete coffee mom.

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