coffee poach


the act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. this is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
kevin’s been coffee poaching again. this batch taste watered down!

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