Hypospadias


a deformity of the p-n-s, in which the urethra opens upon its under surface.
look at his p-n-s, he’s got hypospadias!
a medical condition, occurring in about 1 in 300 live male births, in which the urethra opens somewhere between the underside of the head and the base of the penile shaft. much more common than the opposite condition in which the opening is on the top of the shaft (epispadias), this condition is often accompanied by microp-n-s (extremely small p-n-s size) and cryptorchism (the lack of one or both t-st-cl-s). mild cases (where the hole is closer to the tip) are easily corrected by surgery while severe cases may lead to confusion about the s-x of the child at birth. if left untreated, such p-n-ses may experience chordee (extreme curvature during erection), thus preventing normal entercourse and s-xual reproduction.
when i read that adolf hitler may have been affected by hypospadias, microp-n-s, and cryptorchism, it was no mystery to me why he wanted his body cremated after he committed suicide on april 30, 1945. after all, what kind of a message would it have sent to his “aryan” race of people if their “fuehrer” were discovered to have had a 1″ p-n-s with an empty scr-t-m and a hole on the underside of the shaft?

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