Coffee run


the act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or c-nn-l-ng-s in grat-tude.

an excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
i brought some coffee to jeff the other day and i was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

if anyone asks i’m going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.

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