coffee scroll


the formal act of rolling up your p-n-s in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a gl-ss window. this creating the illusional treat – a coffee scroll.
the clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. moments had past and still no sign of jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised becky spots what she described as jonny’s squashed johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say – the coffee scroll.

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