coffee shop nigger


that black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to -ssimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.
white person #1 :clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : he is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: yes indeed he never quite -ssimilates
white person #1: that’s because he is a coffee shop n-gg-r
all the white people: hahahaha

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