Coffee snob
1- an individual who cares about what coffee or coffee mix drink they put in their mouth. a coffee sn-b is not ok with starbucks, or tim hotrons, or dunkin doughnuts, or mcdonalds…etc.
2- a coffee sn-b would rather drink water than drink old coffee. an -n-l coffee sn-b will not drink the coffee if it needs milk and anything more than 1 tsp of sugar.
3- a coffee sn-b supports local roasters and refuses to drink folgers, maxwellhouse, or any other pre-ground non-fresh coffee… including instant.
hey, you want some coffee?
what do you have?
i got instant and folgers.
umm… you got water?
oh… you must be a coffee sn-b, huh?
ya, sorry.
a person who thinks that starbucks is the only coffee worth the beans it provides, anytime they come in contact with any other type of coffee, they compare it to the bucks, no matter what!
guy-“hey how was the coffee there?”
girl-“it sucks, its not starbucks!”
guy-“wow you are a coffee sn-b!”
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