coffee stamp


the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones b-ttcheeks, placing their -n-s on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike p-ssed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

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